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Q: What are the functional benefits of Funkxion Designer Compression Socks?
  • Shortens Recovery Time Post Workout
  • Reduces Body Fatigue
  • Helps alleviate soreness
  • Promotes a reduction in pain and swelling
  • Office conversation starter – ‘Look at those socks!’
  • Moisture wicking
  • Stay up and in place all day, every day
  • Confidence in your attire
  • Illustrates your uniqueness and creative outlook

Q: Can Funkxion Designer Compression Socks really make me better?
A: Sure. At the office they will certainly make you cooler. In a extremely scientific study we conducted, professionals were much cooler wearing Funkxion socks than any other socks and 10x cooler than when wearing no socks at all.

Q: I guess I meant ‘can they make me faster/stronger’?
A: Well, wearing compression socks for 5 hours can result in nearly 30% less muscle soreness. 28% to be exact! This means you feel fresher, faster and more energetic for your next training session, race or casual workout. Compression socks offer better blood flow. Better blood flow is the faster way to recovery for your fatigued muscles.

Q: Are there other benefits?
A: Of course. Do you fly? Flying can cause swelling, discomfort and pain. Funkxion Designer Compression Socks reduce all of those issues by 45% or greater and improve your alertness, focus and energy by more than 12% Do you need to be alert and focused at work? Better blood flow means better work effectiveness. If you stand all day the effects may be even better when wearing Funkxion Designer Compression Socks. 74% of subjects tested had less swelling after a day’s work and 84% experienced less pain throughout their shift. And 100% of subjects in another study showed improvements in fatigue, swelling and pain. That’s Funkxional information.

Q: Do you offer a guarantee?
A: If you don’t love your Funkxion Designer Compression Socks send them back for a full refund of your purchase price - No questions asked… well, we’d prefer to know why so we can continue to improve for products. We hope you love them.

Q: My current socks fall down all the time. Do Funkxion Designer Compression Socks fall down?
A: Nope. Being compression socks they are designed to be comfortably tight and therefore stay up and in place all day long for many, many wearings.

Q: What mmHg compression are Funkxion Designer Compression Socks?
A: Currently our socks are offered in one mmHg compression level. 15-20mmHg for all day comfort.

Q: What the heck is mmHg?
A: mmHg stands for millimeters of mercury. This is the same measurement units used to calculate your blood pressure during a doctor visit. There are typically 4 compression levels of compression socks – Mild, Moderate, Firm and Extra Firm. Funkxion Designer Compression Socks fall into the Moderate category @ 15-20mmHg. Most of the attributes of this category are preventative and relieving – can prevent and relieve varicose/spider veins, tires/aching legs, swelling, deep vein thrombosis (DVT), and other issues.

Q: When should I wear compression socks?
A: Compression socks are designed to prevent and relieve specific conditions associated with blood flow. So, anytime you’re in need of better blood flow, flying, sitting or standing for long periods of time or simply need to recover from a workout.

Q: Where are these totally stylish and completely unique socks made?
A: Funkxion Designer Compression Socks are made in the USA. Where quality comes from. Knitted in North Carolina and finished in St. Louis, MO.

Q: What's my size?
A: Men's (US):

Small - 6-8; Medium - 8-10; Large - 10-13

Women's (US):

Small - 7-10; Medium - 10-12; Large - 12-14

Q: How do I care for these bad-ass socks?
A: Machine Wash Warm Do NOT bleach Tumble Dry on Low Heat or Line Dry (as if anyone still line dries) Do NOT Iron - Hopefully you weren't considering this anyway No NOT Dry Clean 
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